"Yes, my boy, you've got a ticket for a long journey, but not on this road."
NORTH—"I see they're reviving the talk about trial marriages. Do you believe in them?"
WEST—"Well, mine is quite a trial, but I can't say I believe in it especially."
A young fellow took his elderly father to a football match.
"Father," he said as they took their seats, "you'll see more excitement for your five dollars than you ever saw before."
"Oh, I don't know," grunted the old man; "five dollars was all I paid for my marriage license."
George Washington Jones, colored, was trying to enlist in Uncle Sam's army, and the following conversation ensued with the recruiting officer: