FRIENDLY CONSTABLE—"Come, come, sir, pull yourself together; your wife's calling you."
CONVIVIAL GENT—"Wha' she call-calling me; Billy or William?"
CONSTABLE—"William, sir."
CONVIVIAL GENT—"Then I'm not going home."
HUSBAND (angrily)—"What! no supper ready? This is the limit! I'm going to a restaurant."
WIFE—"Wait just five minutes."
HUSBAND—"Will it be ready then?"
WIFE—"No, but then I'll go with you."