"What brought you here, my man?" asked the prison visitor.
"Just plain absent-mindedness," replied the prisoner.
"Why, how could that be?"
"I forgot to change the engine number of the car before I sold it."
MEN
"Daughter," said the father, "your young man, Rawlings, stays until a very late hour. Has not your mother said something to you about this habit of his?"
"Yes, father," replied the daughter sweetly. "Mother says men haven't altered a bit."