All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.—Arabian proverb.
For every woman who makes a fool out of a man there is another woman who makes a man out of a fool.
The ideal man is as numerous as there are women to describe him.
If a woman is an hour late in returning home, and her husband is worried, she is flattered. If a man is three hours late he is angry if anyone is worried.
He was fond of playing jokes on his wife, and this time he thought he had a winner.
"My dear," he said, as they sat at supper, "I just heard such a sad story of a young girl today. They thought she was going blind, and so a surgeon operated on her and found—"