"Well," replied William, "that's what I would do if I were a millionaire!"
"WILLIE," asked a New York teacher of one of her pupils, "how many make a million?"
"Not many," said Willie with a grin.
MINISTERS
See Clergy.
MISERS
Amos Whittaker, a miserly millionaire, was approached by a friend who used his most persuasive powers to have him dress more in accordance with his station in life.