TAILOR—"When in doubt, keep your hands in your pockets!"—Judge.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Hebrew were telling of their strange experiences and how they were mistaken for great men.
"Would you baylave it," the Irishman said, "I was mistaken for ex-President Roosevelt."
The Englishman turned to his fellow countryman, "That's nothing," he said, "I was once mistaken for President Wilson."
"Huh?" the Hebrew said. "I vas standing on the street corner the other day and a cop came along and said to me, 'Holy Moses, are you here again?'"
MISTAKES
When a plumber makes a mistake, he charges time for it.
When a lawyer makes a mistake, it's just what he wanted.