—Ben S. Kearns.
GIBES—"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."
DIBBS—"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."
"I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."
"No. You can't get anything for a penny now."
TODAY—"What do we care for prices? We've got the money!"
TOMORROW—"What do we care for prices? We haven't any money!"