Ben S. Kearns.


GIBES—"A man's best friend, they say, is a full pocketbook."

DIBBS—"An empty one is his most constant friend, because while others may grow cold, he will find no change in his purse."


"I gave that beggar a penny, and he didn't thank me."

"No. You can't get anything for a penny now."


TODAY—"What do we care for prices? We've got the money!"

TOMORROW—"What do we care for prices? We haven't any money!"