"You know," Biggs, the confirmed alarmist, declared impressively, "it's getting so that it is positively dangerous for a man to carry around a good-sized roll of money."

"Difficult, rather than dangerous, I find," Diggs sighed.


"'S funny."

"Shoot!"

"Bills are rectangular, and yet they come rolling in!"


The Old Silver Dollar

How dear to my heart is the mem'ry that lingers