MANAGER—"Beat it! I'm too busy refilming old vamps."
An old couple from the country wandered into a moving picture show in town. As they entered a cow-boy picture was being shown.
The old lady laid a restraining hand on her husband's arm.
"Bill," she said, "let's not go too far down in front; the dust those horses are kickin' up is somethin' awful. My clothes'll be ruined!"
"Here's another book on How to Get into the Movies."
"Why on earth doesn't somebody write a book on how to get a seat after you do get in?"
Mr. and Mrs. Todd were debating whether the movie they had just seen was a new or old production.