Moving day comes on May 1st, but every day in the year is movie day.
SLAPSTICK DIRECTOR—"Can't you suggest a novel from which we could adapt a comedy?"
COMEDIAN—"My memory isn't very accurate, but isn't there a book called 'Alice Threw the Looking-glass'?"
MOVIE OPERATOR—"What shall I do with this film? There is a tear in it that cuts right through the hero's nose!"
CLEVER MANAGER—"Ha! just the thing! Bill it as a feature in two parts."
PROMOTER—"I have here a scheme for revamping old films."