"Well, no; its pleasanter to kiss her under the nose."
Wife-Will you see that my grave is kept green, my darling?
Husband—No, my dear, but I will plant violets upon it.
"For what reason?"
"Because I do not wish any grave-robber to dig up your body."
"How will the planting of violets upon my grave prevent them from digging me up?"
"Your grave will be kept inviolate, of course."
Haughty Lady—(who has purchased a stamp)-Must I put it on myself?