"Dear," said the physician's wife, "when can you let me have ten dollars?"
"Well," replied the medical man. "I hope to cash a draft shortly."
"Cash a draft? What draft?"
"The one I saw old Jenkins sitting in this morning."
Newlywed-"What do bachelors know about women?"
Oldbach-"Lots; otherwise they would not be bachelors."
"And did you never kiss a girl under the mistletoe?"