Clerk—Oh, he's all write.
"Who's all write?"
"Slowpay."
But they didn't cheer any, for there's no cheer in such writing.
"Only a silver watch," said the pawnbroker. "The last time I advanced you money on your watch it had a solid gold case."
"Yes," replied Hard-uppe, "but—er—circumstances alter cases, you know."
Visitor—"Oh, what a nice parrot you've got! Pretty Polly! Polly want a cracker?"
Parrot—"Oh, come off! I'm not as green as I look."