"Massachusetts is noted for boots and shoes."
"Yes and Kentucky is noted for shoots and booze."
"Only the highest element in local society was invited to the ball."
"Oh, I see! It was a high-ball."
She—"A writer says that in order to succeed a man must be ninety-five per cent. backbone."
He—"Oh, I don't know. A good many who have managed to arrive are ninety-five per cent. cheek."
Sillicus—Do you think we shall know each other in the hereafter?