Cynicus—I hope so. Few of us really know each other here.
Some fellows marry poor girls to settle down and others marry rich ones to settle up.
Some people who jump at conclusions lose sight of the hurdles.
"It's a dridful bother to me that I have to be sewing buttons on me own clothes. If I was only a married man I'd ask me woife niver to allow our son to grow up an ould batchler like his fayther."
She—You can't eat cake and keep it.
He—Oh, yes, you can—the kind you make.