"I wonder why blondes are always anxious to be wedded?"

"I guess it is because they're naturally light-headed."


Each evening a good-looking Mr.
Comes around for a visit to my Sr.;
One night on the stairs,
He, all unawares,
Put his arm round her figure and Kr.


"Do you know the nature of an oath, ma'am?" inquired the judge. "Well, I reckon I orter," was the reply. "My husband drives a canal boat."


Brown—"Young Dudel's body has been recovered." "Why, I didn't know he had been drowned." "He hasn't. He merely bought a new suit of clothes."


"Yes, I have seen the day when Mr. Hart the millionaire, did not have a pair of shoes to cover his feet."