Fogg says his sister Ann will talk culture till he falls asleep. He says she is a sort of Ann æsthetic.


"I'm afraid the bed is not long enough for you," said the landlord to a seven-foot guest.

"Never mind," he replied; "I'll add two more feet to it when I get in."


"I never could see why they always called a boat 'she.'"

"Evidently you have never tried to steer one."


"Did you hear that there was a skeleton in Smith's family?" asked Jones.