The following is a resolution of an Irish corporation: "That a new jail should be built, that this be done out of the material of the old one, and the old jail to be used until the new one be completed."
City Niece—"The windows in our new church are stained."
Country Aunt—"Ain't that a pity. Can't they get nothing to take it off?"
Broker—"Don't you find it easier to shave some men than others?"
Barber—"Yes; don't you?"
"Say Dad, what is an expert accountant?"
"An expert accountant," replied the father, "is a man who becomes famous by robbing a bank for two years before he is discovered."