Some men get up with the lark, while others want a swallow the first thing in the morning.
He—Time and tide wait for no man.
She—No, but a woman will.
[113] Sing not to me of falling dew
Upon the purple hills,
For I am worried far too much
By falling due of bills.
"You say his wife's a brunette? I thought he married a blonde."
"He did, but she dyed."