"Miss Prim is a very proper young lady."
"Yes; she wouldn't even accompany a young man on the piano without a chaperon."
"He's quite a star as an after dinner speaker, isn't he?"
"Star? He's a regular moon. He becomes brighter the fuller he gets."
Dick—"Do you think you'll have much trouble in popping the question?"
Tom—"No, I think I'll have more trouble in questioning the pop."