"Young man, don't you know you ought to lay something by for a rainy day?" "I do; my rubbers."
The Only Remedy—"Mamma, I dess you'll have to turn the hose on me."
"Why, dear?"
"'Tause I'se dot my 'tocking on wrong side out."
He—"I saw you out driving yesterday with a gentleman. He appeared to have only one arm; is that all he has?"
She—"Oh, no; the other arm was around somewhere."