"Because they live on 'scraps!'"


May—I wonder what the men do at the club?

Pamela—From what Jack says I guess they play with the kitty most of the time.


Swatter—I see you are mentioned in one of the books just published.

Primly—Indeed! What book?

Swatter—The directory.


"Do you go to church to hear the sermon or the music, Maude?" "I go for the hims," said Maud.