"Yes; I believe he found himself between the devil and the deep sea, and he realized that he couldn't swim."


As he walked with baby
He had to confess
That marriage with him
Was a howling success.


The Spinster—How many lodges did you say your husband belonged to?

The Wife—Fifteen.

The Spinster—My goodness! just think of a man being out fifteen nights a week! Well, I'm glad that I'm an old maid.


[140] Seven little missionaries—
Horrible their fate—
Cannibals picked clean their bones
Then they were ate.