"You ought to be very proud of your wife. She is a brilliant talker."
"You're right there."
"Why, I could listen to her all night."
"I have to."
"I once knew a man who, with the aid of a microscope, made a harness for a flea."
"Humph!" replied the other, "that's nothing. I saw that same flea harnessed."
"You want a divorce from your wife, do you?"
"Yes, sir, I do."