"What grounds?"

"Incompatability. She and the cook are quarreling continually."


"How about the lazy man who hurt his eye looking for work?"

"That's nothing. How about the industrious safe breaker doing time for making money?"


Don't take a bull by the horns; take him by the tail, then you can let go without getting some one to help you.


"Women, my boy," said a parent to his son, "are a delusion and a snare." "It is queer," murmured the boy, "people will hug a delusion." And while the old man looked queerly at him, the young man hunted up his roller-skates and went out to be snared.