Guide—This is a dogwood tree.
Stranger—How can you tell?
Guide—By its bark.
Some of us have more ups and downs in this world than others, but when we get to the cemetery, we will all be on the dead level.
Mrs. Powell—"I have such an indulgent husband!"
Mrs. Cameron (spitefully)—"Yes, so Justin tells me, but he sometimes indulges too much, doesn't he?"
"They caught the burglars that robbed the hotel last night."