Ike—"Naw—I started a pawnshop just by the oudside of de razetrack for de peoble who vanted to get home ven de razes was over."
He—Don't you think Miss Plainly is the very image of her mother?
She—Yes, indeed; the resemblance is something awful.
—"I want to be an angel."
—"Just wait till you've backed one or two 'stars,' and you'll change that tune my boy."
Telephone operators are always bound to have the last word; that's why females are always employed in that capacity.