"What a distinguished looking man."
"Yes, the last time I saw him he was on the bench."
"What, a judge?"
"No; a substitute ball-player."
He—"Didn't you promise to love, honor and obey me?"
She—"Heaven only knows what I promised. I was listening to hear what you promised."
Thin Boarder—"I don't see how you manage to fare so well at this boarding-house. I have industriously courted the landlady and all her daughters, but I'm half-starved."
Fat Boarder—"I court the cook."