Comstock shuddered the other evening when a lady asked him if he cared for undressed kids.
Mrs. Tilford of Sorosis—"It must have taken Daniel Webster a long time to compile the dictionary; don't you think so?"
Tilford—"Daniel? You mean Noah, don't you?"
Mrs. Tilford (tartly)—"Now don't be silly. Noah built the ark."
"Is your friend the dentist a society chap?"
"Well, in one way. He attends lots of swell gatherings."