Husband—"Down at the department store."
Wife—"Who put such nonsense into your head?"
Husband—"I saw a big sign in their window to-day, 'Ladies and gents' undressed kids for a dollar.'"
"Your father has a strong box at home, hasn't he, Willie," said the teacher.
"Yes'm," replied Willie; "the one he keeps the limburger in."
"This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel."
"What possible connection is there between the two?"
"It's practically having words over nothing."