"Great Scott! That one oyster in the soup joke is old."

"Yes, but this was tomato soup."


"I was at a banquet last night. I just had a lovely time. We had everything a man could wish for."

"Did you have any pale ale?"

"No; we didn't have the pail."


A cement maker advertises that his cement is strong enough to mend the break of day.


Rowley Powley, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
* * * * *
But entre nous, that legend of yore
Only tells half; they cried for more!