"Aren't you afraid, dear, you'll catch cold in the scanty bathing robe?" he asked.
"Oh, no," replied the dashing bride. "This is a very warm suit, hubby, dear."
Mrs. Benham—Our new minister's name is Stone.
Benham—Well, there are sermons in stones.
Algy—"Charming widow, isn't she? They say she is to marry again."
Cholly—"I wouldn't want to be a widow's second husband."
Algy—"Well, I'd rather be a widow's second husband than her first, doncher-know."