Jonah's experience with the whale is proof that you can't keep a good man down.
"Since I've been married I don't get half enough to eat."
"Well, you must remember that we are one now."
"What man in the army wore the biggest hat?"
"The one with the biggest head, of course."
"Nothing can make a woman so superlatively happy as to have a baby of her own to kiss," exclaimed Mrs. McBride, rapturously, as she fondled her firstborn.
"My dear," replied her husband, pityingly, "you can never know the unutterable joy of being 'Next' in a crowded barber shop on Saturday night."