"Tobaccy wanst saved my life," said Paddy Blake, an inveterate smoker. "How was that?" inquired his companion. "Ye see, I was diggin' a well, and came up for a good smoke, and while I was up the well caved in."
See also Smoking.
TOURISTS
See Liars; Travelers.
TRADE UNIONS
CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE—"Is this the place where you are happy all the time?"
ST. PETER (proudly)—"It is, sir."
"Well, I represent the union, and if we come in we can only agree to be happy eight hours a day."