"Tis strange—but true; for truth is always strange, Stranger than fiction."—Byron.
TURKEYS
"Ah," says the Christmas guest. "How I wish I could sit down to a Christmas dinner with one of those turkeys we raised on the farm, when I was a boy, as the central figure!"
"Well," says the host, "you never can tell. This may be one of them."—Life.
TUTORS
A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or
To tutor two tutors to toot?"