A very large lady entered a street car and a young man near the door rose and said: "I will be one of three to give the lady a seat."
To our Fat Friends: May their shadows never grow less.
See also Dancing.
COSMOPOLITANISM
Secretary of State Lazansky refused to incorporate the Hell Cafe of New York.
"New York's cafes are singular enough," said Mr. Lazansky, "without the addition of such a queerly named institution as the Hell."
He smiled and added: