ETHEL—"The foolish boy. Who is he telling it to?"

MAUDE—"His creditors."


RICH MAN—"Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?"

SUITOR—"Why, certainly!"

RICH MAN—"That's sufficient. I don't want any idiots in this family."


'Tis better to have lived and loved

Than never to have lived at all.

Judge.