ETHEL—"The foolish boy. Who is he telling it to?"
MAUDE—"His creditors."
RICH MAN—"Would you love my daughter just as much if she had no money?"
SUITOR—"Why, certainly!"
RICH MAN—"That's sufficient. I don't want any idiots in this family."
'Tis better to have lived and loved
Than never to have lived at all.
—Judge.