FIRST DOCTOR—"I operated on him for appendicitis."
SECOND DOCTOR—"What was the matter with him?"—Life.
FUSSY LADY PATIENT—"I was suffering so much, doctor, that I wanted to die."
DOCTOR—"You did right to call me in, dear lady."
MEDICAL STUDENT—"What did you operate on that man for?"
EMINENT SURGEON—"Two hundred dollars."
MEDICAL STUDENT—"I mean what did he have?"
EMINENT SURGEON—"Two hundred dollars."