As he who climbs a tree and hollers.
—The Advertiser
SALOONS
"Where can I get a drink in this town?" asked a traveling man who landed at a little town in the oil region of Oklahoma, of the 'bus driver.
"See that millinery shop over there?" asked the driver, pointing to a building near the depot.
"You don't mean to say they sell whiskey in a millinery store?" exclaimed the drummer.
"No, I mean that's the only place here they don't sell it," said the 'bus man.
SALVATION
WILLIS—"Some of these rich fellows seem to think that they can buy their way into heaven by leaving a million dollars to a church when they die."
GILLIS—"I don't know but that they stand as much chance as some of these other rich fellows who are trying to get in on the instalment plan of ten cents a Sunday while they're living."—Lauren S. Hamilton.