That his back touched his chest,

And sideways he couldn't be seen.

There was a young lady of Lynn,

Who was so excessively thin,

That when she essayed

To drink lemonade

She slipped through the straw and fell in.

THRIFT

It was said of a certain village "innocent" or fool in Scotland that if he were offered a silver sixpence or copper penny he would invariably choose the larger coin of smaller value. One day a stranger asked him:

"Why do you always take the penny? Don't you know the difference in value?