Dear Captain Billy—What is the difference between Spanish Flu and Spanish Fly?—Swede Harriet.
Spanish Flu is a disease. Spanish Fly is a drug, technically known as cantharides and is used as a plaster to cure rheumatism.
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Dear Billy—I am infatuated with a handsome young man from Akron, Ohio, but when he comes to visit me in a neighboring village he acts so embarrassed and appears always to be in a mood of deep thought. Do you suppose he wants to pop the question but hasn’t the nerve?—Hellenic Helen.
Now, Hellenic Helen, how in Hell’s Gate or Helena do I know? Overlook his seeming taciturnity and remember that “deep rivers move with silent majesty; small brooks are noisy as hell, and actions speak louder than words.”
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Dear Doctor Billy—Please give me the definition of the spinal column.—Slippery Lizz.
It’s a long disjointed bone, covered with knots—your head sits on one end and you sit on the other.
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Dear Captain Bill—What is meant by “bigamy?” Dandy Dillon.