Bigamy is a form of insanity which causes a man to pay three board bills instead of two.
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Dear Billy—What’s the definition of a “humdinger?”—Iva Hangover.
A man who can make a deaf and dumb girl say: “O, daddy.”
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Dear Bilious Billy—I was married last June and my wife wants me to obtain some polish in my manners so suggests that I take music lessons. What do you think about it?—Silas Hopkins.
It’s a very good idea, Si. You’ll soon gain a musical education by playing second fiddle. But beware of the jazz.
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Dear Skipper—Why is a certain specie of beans called Navy Beans?—Battle-Axe Liz.