(With Apologies to Captain Billy’s “Explosion of Pedigreed Bull”)

A Persian kitty, perfumed and fair,

Strayed out through the kitchen door for air,

When a Tom Cat, lean and lithe and strong

And dirty and yellow came along.

He sniffed at the perfumed Persian cat,

As she strutted about with much eclat,

And thinking a bit of time to pass,

He whispered: “Kiddo, you sure have class.”

“That’s fitting and proper,” was her reply