As she arched the whiskers over her eye,

“I’m ribboned, I sleep in a pillow of silk

And daily they bathe me in certified milk.”

“Yet we’re never contented with what we’ve got

I try to be happy, but happy I’m not.

And I should be joyful, I should, indeed,

For I certainly am highly pedigreed.”

“Cheer up,” said the Tom Cat, with a smile,

“And trust your new found friend a while.

You need to escape from your back yard fence;