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She—I’ll have you understand I got my musical education from abroad.

He—I got worse than that from abroad.

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It Isn’t What You Used to Was

Here’s to the man of forty and past,

Who’s lived his young life and lived it fast;

And here’s to his wife of twenty-four,

Who kisses him sweetly and coaxes for more;

But all that he’ll do is to buzz and buzz