And tell what a guy he used to was.
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“Oi, Oi, Ikey, I’ve got a joke on you. You forgot to pull your vindow curtain down last night and I could see you and your vife all de time.”
“No, No. Abie, the joke’s on you. I vasn’t home at all last night.”
* * *
When I was young and had some sense,
I tried to jump a barb wire fence.
—Mascot.
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Kissing a woman is like taking olives out of a bottle—get the first one and the rest come easy.