A lady boarded a crowded train and rushing up behind a bald-headed man, kissed him on the top of his head. He turned to look at her, and in an embarrassed and flustrated tone, she said: “I—I beg your pardon. I thought you were my husband. Your head behind looks just like his behind.”
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The nice things of life are not always naughty, but the naughty things are invariably nice.
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In the Garden of Eden Adam slept;
Into his arms a chicken crept.
A voice said to Adam: “This is Eve”—
And Adam replied: “I’ve got you, Steve.”
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When we hear a woman say that all men are alike we wonder how she found it out.