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Little drops of water,
That we used to think
Were simply made for chasers,
Are now the whole damn drink.
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Did You Ever?
A furrier was selling a coat to a woman customer. “Yes, ma’am,” he said, “I guarantee this to be genuine skunk fur that will wear for years.”
“But suppose I get it wet in the rain?” asked the woman. “What effect will the water have on it? What will happen to it then? Won’t it spoil?”