Malta vita force.

Keep your trap closed.

Well, of course.

We want oysters,

Rah! Rah! Rah!

Nabisco wafers

Bah!!

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Dear Capt. Billy—I am about to organize a nice little club for thirsty people. What motto should our organization adopt?—Sipper Jin.

How about this one: “If you don’t see what you want, ask for it.”