Did It Ever Happen to You?
Met a pretty girl one day,
Took her down to see a play;
Bought her candy, cake and cream,
And other things that she had seen.
Thought I was in good all right,
When I took her home that night,
Hung around and begged a kiss,
And what think you she said, this miss?
“Of all the cheap skates I ever lamped with my ‘once overs,’